As soon as the new icky photos start appearing on cigarette packs, they'll surely start putting photos of thousand-pound people on each box of cookies, right? You know, trapped in bed, unable to get out of their houses, etc. I mean, that's gotta be the plan, no? They wouldn't single out smokers for scare tactics in the midst of the greatest obesity epidemic the world has ever seen, without also focusing on obesity -- and in the same, disgusting way. Right?