You have to give the pope credit: he never stops beating his drum.
VATICAN CITY (AP) — The pope pressed his opposition to gay marriage Friday, denouncing what he described as people manipulating their God-given identities to suit their sexual choices — and destroying the very "essence of the human creature" in the process.
Way
to go, popey guy! Spread the true spirit of Christmas all around. Joy
to the world! The article says he "made the comments in his annual
Christmas address to the Vatican bureaucracy, one of his most important
speeches of the year." Nice. Very nice.
And how's this for an example of colossal dissonance?
"People dispute the idea that they have a nature, given to them by their bodily identity, that serves as a defining element of the human being," he said.
I can't
believe he said that. That's a great description of how gay people know
they're gay. Because they "have a nature, given to them by their bodily
identity, that serves as a defining element of the human being." We
don't even have to change the pope's words. Seriously, who writes this
guy's stuff? A gay Vatican priest who hates the pope's hypocrisy?
And
now I'll speak directly to the pope. Think of this as my Xmas message
to the grand man. "You pig, you." Let me repeat this: "You pig, you."
What a disgusting, amoral man. Then again, who better to sit at the head
of a worldwide death cult?
Ho, ho, ho. Merry Xmas!