Showing posts with label new pope. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new pope. Show all posts
Thursday, May 2, 2013

Old popeyguy returns to Vatican

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I couldn't remain unplugged. I couldn't! Apparently, they whisked the former popeyguy into the Vatican by helicopter. It was very ...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Irony alert: L'Osservatore Romano

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After the new pope sent a message to American nuns on Monday, saying "the pogrom is still on," (okay, I'm paraphrasing a bit...
Thursday, March 14, 2013

My observations of the new pope

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1. The new pope is straight. How do I know this? When he put his tall, foolish popey guy hat on for the first time, he didn't fuss wit...
Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Habemas Satanam!

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We've got a pope. Now, we have to wait to see who it is. (Taps fingernails on desktop...) Update : Via joe.my.god I learn that Cardi...

I'm sick of the new pope

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I've had it with this new pope. He's worse than Ratzinger. Oh no, wait! They haven't hired the new guy yet. Never mind. So ...
Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Be still, my heart!

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The day has finally come ! The slithy toves are all, like, totally brillig. Yes, it's the first day of the conclave! (Shouts issue fro...
Monday, March 11, 2013

Everything is aboveboard. Have no fear.

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As cardinals move to elect a new pope, the Vatican has seemed intent on getting people to forget the last one. The Rev. Feder...
Thursday, March 7, 2013

Oh, joy!

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The last cardinal who will participate in the conclave to elect the next pope arrived in Rome on Thursday, meaning a date can now be s...
Friday, March 1, 2013

The (ahem) courier

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You've probably read that a handsome prelate -- the Rev. Monsignor Gaenswein, a favorite of Pope Benedict -- will spend his days with ...