The Worlds - lite

It's true. Everywhere in the USA, if you see a man, you see a beard. It's an epidemic. All my favorite baseball players have bear...

Did you forget? Silly goose. This Friday is the Apocalypse . We know this because Robert Fitzpatrick says so. And he's always right, wel...

Intro lines from real AP stories today: Pope Benedict XVI had a direct line to the heavens Saturday, with NASA's help. Speaking from...

From one of the dolts who believes he will be raptured today: "We know the end will begin in New Zealand and will follow the sun and ...

It's hard to believe that some folks think the world will end this Saturday. Imagine being the normal kids of weird parents who have fa...