Craig Cobb, yet again

Since my last post about "part-black white supremacist" Craig Cobb (two posts below this one), he's back in the news. The man just can't quiet down and act normal. Now he's refusing to eat in jail. Something is clearly wrong with Craig Cobb's racist brain.

Since [being arrested for trotting around his neighborhood with guns and threatening people], Cobb has refused to eat, claiming he is engaging in an exercise in spiritual enlightenment that will culminate in his death. When jail personnel became concerned about his health, Cobb was taken to a clinic in Beulah, ND. The clinicians referred him to the state hospital. 

As we learned from his style of speaking (see earlier post), Cobb sees himself as high above the mortal terrain occupied by the rest of us low-lifes. What a tool.

Ah, the schadenfreude!

Y'all remember Craig Cobb, the white supremacist who found out on live TV that his DNA is 14% "sub-Saharan African", right? And then there was the news about him parading around his neighborhood with guns after his house was tagged (probably by his racist pals) with the message: "BACK IN BLACK". That was great fun.

But I didn't know that he has an odd way of speaking. I happened upon a news article about him today. First of all, it comes with a great headline: "'Part-black' white supremacist alleged target of racist graffiti". I love that and hope it sticks with him for the rest of his life: part-black white supremacist Craig Cobb. I mean, really. The irony screams.

Anyway, he was asked about the, you know, running-around-with-guns thing and this is what he said:

Cobb reportedly texted the local Bismark Tribune that he pulled off the stunt ”because of the many violences [sic] and harassments against we and the children.”

I love all of that. But "against we and the children" is my favorite part. He must picture himself as a valiant character in a faded, old book. The bible, maybe. Seriously, how does someone become this deluded?

Carry on, Craig. I look forward to your next adventure. You and your pals -- you know, guys like George Zimmerman -- just can't live in normal society. You'll burst back into the headlines any day now. Can't wait!

The Craig Cobb Show

Like George Zimmerman, Craig Cobb just won't go away. You remember Cobb -- he's the white supremacist who learned that his DNA is 14% African. We all wondered how his racist buddies would react. Well, it's payback time:

According to local prosecutors, after other white supremacists in Leith learned that Cobb possessed “sub-Sarahan African” DNA, one of them — currently not identified by name by the police — spray-painted “BACK IN BLACK” on Cobb’s house.

It was this graffiti that led Cobb and a follower to “patrol” the streets of Leith over the weekend. The pair were arrested and charged with three counts of terrorizing.

This is what makes reading the news fun. The lives of wingnuts are like reality shows but they don't get paid for it -- which is where the real fun comes in. Just think of poor George Zimmerman driving around aimlessly, looking for someone new to point his gun at. Life is berry berry bad for these folks. And I repeat, they're not getting paid.

The continuing adventures of multi-racial white supremacist, Craig Cobb

Y'all remember Craig Cobb, right? He's the white supremacist who found out his DNA is 14% sub-Saharan African -- on live TV, no less. The reason Cobb was deemed newsworthy (even before the test) is that he wants to turn a small North Dakota town into an "Aryan enclave". Well, he's in the news again.

Sixty-two-year-old Craig Cobb and 29-year-old Kynan Dutton are accused of terrorizing people in Leith (leeth) with guns over the weekend. They said they were patrolling the town because of violence and harassment directed at them. 

They have been ordered held without bond on seven felony terrorizing counts. They each could face a minimum of 10 years in prison and a maximum of 35 years if convicted.

If he goes to prison, I wonder if the Aryan Brotherhood will shun him (and possibly harm him) because of his African roots. Talk about schadenfreude! Hoo boy. Fun.

Craig Cobb's moment

Craig Cobb is the white supremacist who just found out -- on live TV -- that he's 14% "Sub-Saharan African". DNA tests can be so pesky.

It couldn't have happened to a more appropriate person. He's the guy who's trying to take over a town so he can establish a white-power enclave. Just what America needs, right?

It must have been a tremendously crushing moment for him. I imagine he felt like Pluto did when we tossed it out of the solar system.

I'd love to know how he's going to handle this, going forward. Is the white power town still on? And how will his fellow bigots view him, now that the truth is out? Shadenfreude is a marvelous emotion. Enjoy.