Wordsmith and I are breaking up

I guess it was always going to end this way. We just can't co-exist. How can I have a relationship with an entity that thinks Lotto and SOS are words? I can't, that's how.

So that's it. Wordsmith and I are no longer an item. I know some of you will be shocked because you expected us to stay together for a long time. But you know what? Your expectations aren't my concern right now. I have to think of myself.

I'll be staying at a local Wordsmith Shelter for the next few days. If they have internet access, I'll try to get a post out (grief permitting).

Almost a joke but not -- man games!

Everyone can just lie back and relax now. The human race has reached its pinnacle with the release of urine-stream games. You know you want to read it. Here's the link.

I'll bet Rex Ryan is dying to try one.