Did you see the video of Malala Yousafzai that was released yesterday? If not, go watch the first video on
this page. I'll wait.
(Taps fingers impatiently on desk.)
Okay.
Was that amazing, or what? This child is obviously a living saint. I
felt privileged to hear her words. They were that inspiring. And to
think that she's only 14 and has suffered so much because of her
advocacy for girls' education. She truly is a
living saint.
(I can't help but wonder what happened at the Vatican as they watched this video and saw an actual, you know,
saint. I imagine blood vessels burst in the dried-up skulls of many old men. Because they don't really make
saints
in Vatican City. They just gather shady anecdotes and then pick someone
from a country they wish had more Catholics. It's a gimmick and they
all know it. And then along comes a
real saint. That must hurt
.)