Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Funny stuff

I almost missed this. In a HuffPo article about allegedly drunk (or high) news and weather people on TV, it says of Meteorologist Walter Kelly:
He rambles on about how impressive the weather is, describing people enjoying a pleasant Memorial Day as “happy, slap-happy zombies” who are ecstatic about “the whole thing, meat and potatoes, you know, that time when you were out camping?” 
Funny.

Monday, May 7, 2012

A baseball player's progression

The trajectory of a very successful baseball player's career:
  1. Minor league nobody
  2. Rookie
  3. Player with a contract
  4. Vetchren player
  5. Product spokesperson
  6. Hall of Famer
  7. TV announcer
  8. Fine gentleman
You just have to hope you go the distance.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

What's your favorite surround sound effect?

So far, the best surround sound effect -- and by this I mean the one that made me laugh the most -- was when it rained at a baseball game and I heard the drops hitting all around me. That was wonderful.

What's your favorite?

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Typos in headlines are great

I caught one a day ago. Now, the final headline for an AP story was "Oldest Son of Austria's Last Emperor Buried." Fine, right?

But earlier in the day that headline read "Oldest Son of Austria's Last Buried". I really liked that version. Talk about being famous for less than 15 minutes -- that title probably moves to a new person every 15 seconds.

I love this stuff.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

The language of baseball

I love the way baseball sportscasters talk about the game. They say such odd things.

For instance, they present a united front on this point: the singular of Red Sox is Red Sock -- "He used to be a Red Sock, didn't he?" You hear this all the time.

Moving right along, the plural of baseman is basemans. -- "He was one of the all-time great first basemans." (Though they probably would spell it "basemens", if asked. Me, I don't see the need.)

I also like the way they talk about young players. They'll say, "He's a good-lookin' second baseman, yup, a good-lookin' second baseman." The first time I heard this, I looked at the guy and thought, "Well, he seems good-looking enough. But it seems an odd remark." When, in a later game, I heard an announcer refer to a horse-faced young man as a "good-lookin' player," their intended meaning finally hit me.

Rather than put every one of these odd phrasings into a single post, I'm going to save a few so I can do another "language of baseball" post at a later date. In fact, I'll probably write several of them. It's a big field.

Do you have any favorite sportscaster language? Chime in.