You've opened all your presents by now, and you're eating pastry and
coffee as you wait hungrily for your meal. Good for you. Try not to have
a heart attack, okay?
Moving right along, there was a wildly inaccurate press notice from the EPA just before Xmas. Here's an
AP article about it.
OLD BRIDGE, N.J. (AP) — For more than a month, the U.S. Environmental
Protection Agency has said that the recent superstorm didn't cause
significant problems at any of the 247 Superfund toxic waste sites it's monitoring in New York and New Jersey.
But in many cases, no actual tests of soil or water are being conducted, just visual inspections.
I'm
sure the EPA's announcement came as a shock to the people who live by
the Gowanus Canal. The article notes that the Gowanus Canal is "heavily
contaminated with PCBs, heavy metals,
volatile organics and coal tar wastes." People, it's the most disgusting
site in America. Trust me on this.
When the Canal was
flooded by Hurricane Sandy, its "water" flooded into homes and
basements in all the surrounding areas. Can you imagine having that kind
of toxic sludge
in your house?
But rest
assured. The EPA says it never happened. Everything is safe, pink and
fuzzy. Heck, you could eat your Xmas dinner off the floor in any of
those homes. Isn't it great to have a government that takes care of
things like this? Ho, ho, ho. Merry Xmas!