Tuesday, February 1, 2011

New, fuzzy bunny scanners

It seems America's innocence and purity will be preserved after all. Have you seen the new "modest" scanners for airport use? 

Instead of those darn intrusive scans that showed, you know, stuff, these new, improved modest scanners only show a pink fuzzy bunny figure for women, and a blue fuzzy bunny figure for men. 

Thank heavens!  I know I'll rest easier tonight. You?