"VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Benedict XVI has long championed organ transplants, but don't expect an organ donation from him. The Vatican says his body belongs to the whole church."
That is so sad. I was hoping they'd put the popey's blackened, dried-up little pit of a heart into Dick Cheney's foul chest. It was the only suitable transplant I could dream up for the former VP.
But this puts the kibosh on that. Damn! Oh no, wait -- maybe they could give him Condoleeza's heart. She never had any use for it.
Can you tell I've finished editing and have too much time on my hands today? K
