Not gonna happen

ATLANTA (AP) — A relative of the late author Margaret Mitchell is giving the Archdiocese of Atlanta a 50 percent stake in the literary rights to her best-selling novel, "Gone With the Wind."

For the record, I will never give the church a stake in Xmas Carol. You have my solemn word on this. They can beg all they want. Frankly, I don't give a damn.