VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Benedict XVI is giving a shout-out to an anti-abortion rally in Washington, tweeting that politicians should protect the unborn and "promote a culture of life."Catholic Church teaching holds that life begins at conception
and ends at sexual maturity.
Wow, now that the pope's tweeting, everything is so much better. People all around the world agree. The pope's tweets are fixing everything.
And -- be still my heart -- I heard there's gonna be a popey guy app released by the end of next month! Can you imagine the wisdom we'll be in for? Wow!
Now that the pope is tech-enabled, surely the
first second coming of Christ can't be far off. Wowee! Thanks, popey guy, for everything.