Thursday, March 1, 2012

I believe . . .

I BELIEVE there is no god but there is a heaven.

I BELIEVE life is a test.

I BELIEVE that if you think god is real, you fail the test. You are unsuitable for the afterlife. 

I BELIEVE that when religious people die, they simply turn to ashes and blow away. There is no heaven for them. 

I BELIEVE that only atheists go to heaven. To me, it's the only answer that makes sense.

(And don't you go disrespecting my BELIEFS, you hear me? I don't want to find any of you blaspheming me in the comments, or anything. Just saying.)