Saturday, March 31, 2012


I just tossed two aspirin into a dish . . . and they landed on edge and remained standing! Now, if this was merely a one-aspirin toss, you might write it off. But this was an official two-aspirin toss and both landed on edge. It must be a sign! It's gotta be!

After hours spent in meditation, I believe I know what this means. Dog has given me a sign because he's so goddamn happy about the upcoming publication of Xmas Carol. That has to be it! Dog is speaking to me!

Now I know how Pat Robertson feels.