Thursday, February 14, 2013

A most pleasing garment

On a lark, I purchased a pair of overalls. It just seemed like a fun idea. Little did I know what an important step I was taking. I have never experienced such finery! This is raiment fit for a king.

I am never taking off my overalls. Soon, everyone who's hip, smart, rational and godless will wear overalls. We, the illuminati, will be identified by our stylish mode of dress. People will gasp; they will envy us. And over time, they will become bitter.

We will be it.