So there wasn't one meteor/asteroid event yesterday, there were two.
You already know that. But you're wrong, Blanche, you're wrong. There
were three.
HAVANA (AP) — Cuba apparently experienced a phenomenon similar to the meteorite that detonated over Russia this week, island media reported, with startled residents describing a bright light in the sky and a loud explosion that shook windows and walls.
This
happened on Tuesday evening. Hoo boy! Are the religious loons gonna go
nuts, or what? Three close passes, one of which almost hit. What could
it mean? Is jeebus pranking us? Is he unhappy? I expect to see many
priests saying stupid things today.
But
why do they never say the obvious? The meteorite over Russia was god's
way of warning Russians about the dangerous theocracy they're
establishing. Jeebus was saying, "church and state don't mix!"
And
the asteroid passing over Indonesia was god saying, "Muslim terrorism
is an atrocity! Give up religion! Give up the idea of gods entirely!"
And
as for Cuba, god is happy because travel to and from Cuba has resumed.
This one was a form of celebratory fireworks. Now, let's see what the
crazy priests have to say. Should be fun!
