1. The new pope is straight. How do I know this? When he put his
tall, foolish popey guy hat on for the first time, he didn't fuss with
it. Benedict would have been adjusting it this way and that, unsure of
how it looked. Pope Frankie didn't care how it looked. He just popped it
on and was all like, "All right! Let's go out for pizza!"
2. He did not look like a man who was surprised to be elected pope. In fact, his facial expression said (at least, to me): "It's about time they got it right."
And now for the Popeyguy Question of the Day:
How long do you think it will be before the new pope says something vicious about gay people? I give him 24 hours. Any other predictions?
2. He did not look like a man who was surprised to be elected pope. In fact, his facial expression said (at least, to me): "It's about time they got it right."
And now for the Popeyguy Question of the Day:
How long do you think it will be before the new pope says something vicious about gay people? I give him 24 hours. Any other predictions?