The Mets beat the Yankees in the first three games of the "subway series". This is impossible, yet it occurred. This means we've slipped into yet another universe. There are so many; it's hard to keep track.
Please keep your eye out for anomalous happenings. For instance, if gravity disappears and you float up into the air -- that would be confirmation that things don't work the same in this new universe. If you see this or any other strange thing, please report back here.
I'll tell the demons and we'll see if they can fix it. Okay, as you were. But remain vigilant!
PS: The news is so stupid and ugly today, this is about the only post I can muster. Let's hope for better tomorrow.