There are three strenuous early training programs that every
young baseball player must make his way through. This is where the lads
learn the skills of the trade and become (drum roll) Major League Baseball players.
In order of importance, these programs are:
1. Spitting School
2. Eating Sunflower Seeds School
3. Blowing Your Nose Without a Handkerchief School
If a rookie fails to be certified in any one of these areas he is dismissed forever from Major League Baseball.
No one reports on this stuff, so I have to.
In order of importance, these programs are:
1. Spitting School
2. Eating Sunflower Seeds School
3. Blowing Your Nose Without a Handkerchief School
If a rookie fails to be certified in any one of these areas he is dismissed forever from Major League Baseball.
No one reports on this stuff, so I have to.
