You know what nuns need, don't you? A man to straighten them out, of course. The popey guy comes to the rescue.
AP: The Vatican's orthodoxy watchdog announced Wednesday a full-scale overhaul of a group representing most U.S. nuns and named an American archbishop to oversee the reform.(snip)
Seattle Archbishop Peter Sartain will manage the five-year reform, which will include rewriting the group's statutes, reviewing all its plans and programs — including approving speakers — and ensuring the group properly follows Catholic prayer and ritual.
Are
you laughing yet? Talk about a tone-deaf Vatican! These guys are going
to bring down the church within a decade, I swear. Everyone over here in
the US knows the nuns are the only sane ones in the entire Roman
Catholic menagerie. And that's why the popey guy has to stomp them out.
He wants him a man in there. Because you can only count on guys. Women
are just nonsensical creatures, fluff -- stuff you can just toss aside.
Who needs women when you've got men, right?
Our
rightwing world strikes again. There's a war on women from everywhere
now, including the goddamn Vatican. (Mind you, the Vatican has always
been at war with women but it seems they're coming out of their closet
now, with guns loaded. Damn those nuns!)
