Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Disgusting creature says vile things

Some guy I don't know, who's somebody-or-other from a trashy reality show that I wouldn't watch under penalty of death, felt he had to say vicious things about gay people. Because Jeebus.
"Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson told GQ, unsurprisingly, that he doesn't get the whole gay thing.
"Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men," Robertson told GQ's Drew Magary in the magazine's Janurary issue.

He then went on to describe, in detail, why he, a self-proclaimed vagina-loving man, doesn't understand the attaction [sic].

So there's that. Oh, and also, he explained why blacks were happy during the Jim Crow days in Louisiana.

"Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash," Robertson said. "They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, 'I tell you what: These doggone white people'—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues."
As I said: vile creature spews hatred. Details at 11. Oh, yeah: the jeebus bit. Here it is:
"I myself am a product of the 60s; I centered my life around sex, drugs and rock and roll until I hit rock bottom and accepted Jesus as my Savior. My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together. However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other."
Indeed. And isn't it odd that all these people who are filled with hate say they're pals with Jesus? Funny, that. But remember, he'd "never treat anyone with disrespect just because they're different from [him]." Uh-huh.

Piggy religious people say opposite things without ever noticing the contradictions. Because jeebus. I guess the lesson they're modeling is: watch out for that jeebus fellow. Never let him get his hands on you. Or you'll end up like this evil twit.