There's a headline at the Daily News today that says:
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"NSA leaker once bragged about sex marathons and the joys of 'post-coital Krispy Kremes' ".Duh. Seriously, is that headline from junior high, or what? Only someone with a pathetic or non-existent sex life could think that's interesting. So here's another thing the media has to do: go out and have some sex (if anyone will have you).
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